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Don’t get mad, get a tantric massage!

We’re talking about arguments with your girlfriend today! And when we say get a tantric massage instead of getting mad, we’re not talking about trivial things here. We don’t mean for you to go out and allow a naked woman to slide all over your naked body because your girlfriend crashed the car! We’re talking about cheating primarily. And this happens a lot. And men all over London get themselves all worked up about it and end up doing really stupid things that only serve to make things worse.

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So she cheated!

Did she? If she really did, we’re sorry to hear it guys, we really are. Hurts like hell we know! It’s worse when you catch them out and you have to confront them. But you know what? The best thing to do in those situations is to try your best to remain calm, and keep yourself above it all. Take the moral high ground, the weather is so much nicer up there and you feel like a King! Karma is a bitch, and you can really kick it off to a good start by making her know you have immediately stopped caring about her.

The next step is to help yourself get over it. Because even though you’re hurting like hell and feel like crying your way to the bottom of a bottle of whiskey, you have to show her that it’s all good and you can move on. To do this you’ve got to make yourself happy! Get yourself a tantric massage, there’s really no better way.

The tantric massage way!

Getting even the tantric massage way is the ultimate payback! It’s keeping you happy during your mourning period, so that you don’t do all the mad stuff. You know what we’re talking about. We’re talking about when you go to her mates and slag her off, complain about her all the time and what she did, mope around and be generally unhappy etc. The simple thing is that you won’t be unhappy, and no-one will know why. That’s the beauty. When she’s asking everyone if you’ve said anything, you’ll be far too busy walking on “cloud nine,” having been put into a state of bliss by our tantric massage angels! This will be a massive kick in the teeth to her, because it will appear as though you really don’t care. Everyone will just see you as your happy self!

Get over it fast – Get a tantric massage!